the biggest lie

tshc

Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"

One boy answers, "We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the
biggest lie."

"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even
know what a lie was."

The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.